This week I have a blog post about some jokes I Know.
Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A pork chop.
Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?
A: I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Ha ha. I hadn't heard any of these before. Here's a joke I came across the other day.
ReplyDeleteKnock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupt....
MOOOOOOOOO